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"Victorious Velvet"

 

Most make merry resolutions

at the turn of New Year’s course.

But, keeping promise posed is harder

than breaking habits we endorse.

This year, I thought I would differ

from the times I tried before.

I made a New Year’s resolution

for my ‘favorite’ red horse.

 

This mare has been around the block,

both neighborhood and auction.

13.3 and mane flows free,

her confirmation ever steady.

She acts so subtle, oh, so sweet,

when I’m around, or first we meet.

Then, when trailer exits drive,

she turns from Jeckle into Hyde.

 

My son had ridden Velvet, horse,

from toddler, through aged adolescent.

The challenge found in gaining ground:

She stood aloof, omniscient.

With crop in hand, Trey could demand

that ‘onward charge’, up gradient.

But, drop the prod on clay or clod

And Velvet chomped on grass inducement.

 

This seemed her only bad routine.

(All with brain have some weird thing.)

We loaned her to a friend of mine

who tried her for his daughter.

He kept her for a season’s time,

then gladly, he returned her.

When asked about time trial approach,

he changed the subject to avert reproach.

 

Thinking all was without worry,

time passed fast, while owner curried.

Twice a day without reprieve,

Velvet ran to eat sweet feed.

The only time an ear was pinned

was at horsefly, or show-off spin.

Such a wonder, horse in pasture,

such a pleasure, such a treasure…

 

There came anew, another buddy.

His need was for small horse of ruddy.

While talking horse and shooting breeze,

talk of Velvet came with ease.

Why, this is horse that raised my son.

This horse holds, when others run.

Lift her feet and sight her teeth;

Aged enough, and gentle breed.

 

So given my advice on mare,

he took her for a trial, fair.

We talked of bit, Tom Thumb, it’s called

and saddles, English, Western, all.

She balked somewhat on leaving farm,

but rest assured, she’s gentle, warm.

I ran my fingers through forelock,

rubbed her jowl and sheared fetlock.

 

She needs shod but smithy’s busy.

     “That’s OK, mine won’t raise hissy.

     He likes to earn on mares that stand

     As Velvet stood in your sure hands.”

So, off went girl to girl of his;

We both thought the world was bliss.

Then came the call from wife of mine,

     “Velvet’s home. She’s in feed line.”

 

“But how?”  “Don’t know.”  “I’ll call this noon.

Hello, what happened and why so soon?”

     “It just didn’t work: that mare with mine.

     First kicks, then bites, then laid supine,

     those mares fought hard till both were tired. 

     And even then, the two, though mired,

     squealed till humans hid their eyes.

     I returned mare amidst wife cries.”

 

Holding cell-phone, I ran faster

through the gate and into pasture.

Fear and folly carried ‘Corona’.

Thoughts of vets induced trauma.

Approaching Velvet, I slowed with caution.

She looked up with jaws in motion.

Clenching grass from favored spot,

red mare had no wound, not dot!

 

Two months later at trail ride,

I quizzed the daughter, identified.

“How’s your mare? I heard of plight.”

     “Huh?” – (I knew problem was insight.)

“Do you recall a mare of red?”

     “Oh yes, she ran from me and Dad.

     He chased her with a pail of feed

     and she raised tail while feeling free.”

 

     “Every time she stopped to graze,

     she stood until the approach phase.

     Then off again she ran with glee,

     and Daddy spoke with words not pleased.

     He tried to gather, to grain trust,

     but, Velvet ran from both of us.

     Strange it seems, as I recall,

     When loading trailer, she didn’t stall.”

 

I asked my mare, “Identify?

Tell me of the reason why,

when others try to keep you, leased one,

you act as mare in fertile season.”

Her answer came with horsey grin:

     “I know a good thing when I see one.

     Two square meals and graze between

     I seldom shore a working theme.”

 

     “Spoiled I am at Walking T.

     Spoiled I quite intend to be.

     Queen of pasture, filled with feed,

     I’ll live a life of luxury.”

But, (I reminded mare of rights.)

“I ride bareback at midnight.

Sometimes I’m in mood of manly.

My weight must be ghastly, ungainly.”

 

     “All you need is hand of mane.

     Not bit, nor girth, nor saddle frame.”

“It’s true, but this I do for fun.”

     “Yes, but once a month is none,

     Compared to sequel of shouting children.”

“But you, my dear, are honest, proven.

Ne’er a time, have you bucked master.

Even when I say, ‘Ride Faster’.”

 

Argued we, till dusk had traversed.

Would she keep her mind aversed

to fortune’s moving possibility,

the transferred ownership of she?

Without ponder, Velvet undaunted,

lowered head to grass and flaunted:

     “If I agreed to different pasture,

      Who would bribe your ego, master?”

 

So reflect I must, and wife agreed,

     “This mare has smarts above average steed.”

With brain the size of ripened walnut,

Velvet deposed her owner’s effort.  

Likened to daughter of monarchy,

this horse seized our perpetuity.

A year past day, while I reflect contention,

Velvet’s still here through obstinate condition.

 

You may have met a mare like mine,

with tongue that unties hay bale twine.

A horse to challenge intelligence,

but, one that stays within the fence

of sacred trust between owned and owner,

yet, straddles bounds of thorn and clover.

Sometimes matches made in heaven

Become burden, seventy times seven!

 

C Taylor, Jr
01/03/2003

 

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